College Movies

When I was young the world was still in-front of me. I was eager to believe Hollywood was honest and showing me the future. As such, I watched a lot of movies about college. I couldn't wait to go to college and pledge Delta Tau Chi. Once I got to college I realized just how important these films were to my growth into the mature adult I am now.

Day 4

It's Day number 4 and we've continued to move forward with this new site. There's no new design yet, but we've added a few more storied from the old site. Since you've been so swell fro sticking with us, here have a video we made. It's a stirring rendition of some DMB song or something. It doesn't matter, JD lost a bet and had to make this:

It's Day 3

Hey all,

As you can see we're starting to import some of our more relevant post from the old site. This will continue next week. I am hopeful that by next Friday we will be up to date. Until then, I'm not sure we will have anything new for you. So, for now, enjoy this video from the 2015 Muddy Fanatic:

Ok we're on day two. Things will start to take some sort of shape soon, but for now enjoy a hamster on a piano.

Hey everybody. We're new to this Blogger thing, so give us a few days and we will have something up and running in no time.

Hope Solo is a Complete Psychopath

My fingers tremble as I type the following article; fearing repercussion from one of the most evil, sadistic, psychotic, insane, maniacs in the world.  Someone so brutally violent and remorseless, that the guys who escaped that jail in New York were actually breaking out because they heard she was going to be visiting convicts to "feed her thirst for the blood of the convicted". This ruthless, genocidal killing machine is known to the world as, Hope Solo. She's a creature so cruel, her first name is hope; which ironically her victims have none left after she's done with them.  Her path of destruction continues and could be heading your way soon.

The Guide to Getting Hitched

So you and the little lady decide that you want to make it honest. You will stand in front of family and friends and indentured servants to proclaim your love for each other. But you have no idea the shitstorm that you, even as a man, are about to endure. What follows is a guide for those men (and women) that are about to tie the knot. This is the shit that everyone who has been married knows about but won't impart to you.

The Meaning of Yellow Ledbetter

It's an indisputable fact that Perl Jam is a weirdly over and underrated band. You love them or hate them. The reality is they are perfectly fine. They've had some great songs (Alive) and some terrible songs (The album No Code comes to mind). Their best song, hands down, is Yellow Ledbetter. A large reason for that is the songs clear meaning.

It's Kane!

ALARM! ALARM! ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT WE'RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT KANE!

There is something different about this article from my normal wrestling stuff. This is not a story about a few weeks of TV that sucked because they were poorly written or poorly executed. This story is over 10 years of dedicated service. Glen Jacobs has portrayed Kane for over a decade despite his character being a gimmick. Kane has done things on TV that would destroy lesser wrestlers. Too over the top to be believed. But despite every single thing I will list, Kane is still on TV and still entertaining.

The Baseball Rant

It is that magical time of year when America does not have any football and actually ventures outside. Spring Training has started and MLB begins in 3 weeks. Teams play 162 games and order is restored to the sports world. Go out to the ballpark, grab a beer and a hot dog and read this rant about America's favorite bat-oriented sport.

Free Agent Frenzy: Tales Of A Football Addict

March 12th, only 6 months until the 2013 NFL season. Some sports analysts call this day "New Years Day". Why shouldn't they? This is the first milestone in the only sport that really matters. Baseball is great to watch, if the 4 teams that are good every year are one of your teams (mine are the Cubs, so baseball sucks ass). The NBA is a joke with only NBA Jam teams in contention, and if you like soccer....go kill yourself.

The Worst Finishers in Pro-Wrestling History

SOUND THE ALARM! IT IS THURSDAY AND WE HAVE SOME WRESTLING BUSINESS TO TALK ABOUT!

The finisher is the move that ends the match. It is a devastating wrestling move that will knock an opponent out long enough to count to three. There have been some great wrestling finishers over the last 100 years. The Stone Cold Stunner. The Rock Bottom. The Pedigree. 

Great wrestlers are synonymous with great finishers. And through the years there have been several awful moves to end a match. Moves that make no sense or look like they do not hurt. some moves are terrible because the name of the maneuver is terrible. Here are some of the absolute worst and why.

The Extreme(ly Awful) Elimination Chamber

Sunday night the WWE put up another edition of the Elimination Chamber PPV. It made me think of a time when Uncle Vince tried to wring one last dollar out of the ECW Brand. Vince booked an all-ECW PPV and made the main event an Extreme Elimination Chamber match and filling it with 6 of the biggest superstars in ECW history. Like Test and Bobby Lashley. Instead of just having a cage match for the ECW belt, we got an enclosed cage with every area of the ring filled with weapons. It was Extreme! It was terrible. Find out how they shit the bed after the bump.

The Dog Days of Gambling

Football season is over "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun." as the good Doctor wrote in his final passage. With football seasons passing comes the end of the gambling season. 

Only the most desperate of gamblers would consider wagering on the archaic sport of baseball. It would take a lost soul with a lust for a negative balance to place bets on college basketball this close to the tournament. So, what is one smitten with quick transfers of cash to do? 

A Guys Guide to House Hunting

So you've decided to stop paying rent and own something. Good for you, go tell everyone you know. Really, they're all very interested. This isn't sarcasm, as soon as you mention you're buying a house everyone will have opinions, stories and legit interest in your worthless life. If you have a cubical job, at least %80 of those around you will start looking for homes too. In order to help you wade out the good advice from the bad I've got a few tips.

I'm 33 and I'm Tired

I'm 33. Except for a brief 7 year period when I was in college, I've worked moderately, to very, to not at all hard since I was 18. Despite being a social drunk I've managed to work 10-40 hours a week almost every week and I haven't even called in hungover for 2 or 3 months. Given the economy there is no retirement in sight and I'm tired. Very tired (The Super Bowl didn't end until well after 11pm last night).

Yokozuna in a Casket

 AFTER WEEKS OF WAITING MICK HAS WRITTEN ANOTHER WRESTLING ARTICLE!

On Sunday the WWE gave us the Royal Rumble. John Cena won and there were not a lot of surprises. THAT IS NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING! It made me think back to a time when the WWE was looking for a creative way to get the Undertaker off of TV for a while and Uncle Vince decided to dust off the Casket Match and make a 500 pound Samoan wrestle for 20 minutes of terrible action. Sit down a minute and let Mickey tell you a story from 1994.

The Future of Nuptial Agreements

Let's be honest. The phrase "Til Death Do Us Part" means as little as "I'm OK to drive" or "I'll pay you back." More than half of the couples you see wed are divorced within five years. Some people are not meant to share their lives with another person. Years and years of being with the same person is a strain on your sanity, your wallet, and your life. Instead of signing a pre-nup sign a Bastard Gentlemen Official Nuptial Agreement.

Manti Te'o At The Center of Illuminati Cover Up

Is it only a coincidence that Manti Te'os girlfriend became a "fake person" the day after Lance Armstrong "sorta kinda almost" admitted to roiding up before the Tour de France? Is it coincidence that she "died" the same year Armstrong decided to stop fighting allegations he was more roided up then the 1988 WWF locker room?. There are no coincidences people, that's why the only way to answer what happened this week is to look at the Illuminati.

The Guys Guide to Moving In

I know I'm not the only person who has ever written or talked about this. I'm not breaking any new ground here but there are still millions of ignorant dudes out there who have no idea what they are getting into when they ask a girl to move in. Shit will go down. Things will change. You'll have to face some difficult choices.