My fingers tremble as I type the following article; fearing repercussion from one of the most evil, sadistic, psychotic, insane, maniacs in the world. Someone so brutally violent and remorseless, that the guys who escaped that jail in New York were actually breaking out because they heard she was going to be visiting convicts to "feed her thirst for the blood of the convicted". This ruthless, genocidal killing machine is known to the world as, Hope Solo. She's a creature so cruel, her first name is hope; which ironically her victims have none left after she's done with them. Her path of destruction continues and could be heading your way soon.
Your parents tell you growing up that there are no such things as monsters; that the boogeyman isn't real, and there is nothing underneath your bed that waits for you to sleep. Well, they lied. All you need to do is turn on ESPN and you will see shocking reports of her malicious rampage throughout the world. Her victims have been many and random. There's no telling when she'll strike next. Here are a few of her gruesome outbursts of random violence in the last few years. Read with caution.
June 21, 2014
Solo's nephew, who was 17 at the time, called 911 and said that his aunt was "going crazy and hitting people," according to the police report. Officers arrived to the home of Solo's half sister, Teresa Obert, to find Obert and her son battered and bruised. Teresa is Hope's half sister. She had a twin sister but was allegedly eaten in the womb by Hope in the 3rd trimester. According to reports, Hope had received a birthday card from Teresa but there wasn't any money in it. She showed up one day later, panting, and grinding her teeth. She leaped at Teresa and started throwing haymakers and slamming her head into the kitchen sink. Solo's nephew, who is 6'9" 260lbs, tried to pull her off but was unsuccessful. He then went for a broom and broke it over Solo's head. Hope just stopped, slowly turned her head and glared at her nephew. She returned to pummeling her sister for another minute when the nephew returned with a gun. He opened fire, but Hope caught the bullet with her teeth and spit it back in her nephew's direction. He made her even more angry. Two successful roundhouse kicks to the jaw followed by a knee strike as he was falling to the ground put her nephew down. He barely managed to crawl to his cell phone and call the police.
After the SWAT team got a code "SOLO", they fired several tear gas grenades, and shot several gorilla tranquilizers into her body. Police were able to apprehend her. In her comatose-like state, Hope's mouth was the only weapon left. "You're such a b*tch! You're scared of me because you know that if the handcuffs were off, I'd kick your ass," she allegedly yelled at one officer. She also suggested that two officers were having sex and called another a "14-year-old boy," ESPN reports. When one officer asked her to take off her necklace, she told him it was worth more than he made in a year. The officer reportedly started crying softly and has since retired from the police force.
November 13th, 2012
Scott-free rapist, and former Seattle Seahawks tight end, Jerramy Stevens is an awful human being. Not only did he have a case of the dropsies in the Super Bowl loss to the Steelers, his rape case was dropped due to a super fan judge slapping him on the wrist. While in Seattle, Stevens met Hope Solo at an underground dog fighting, mixed martial arts, and abortion clinic on the lower east side. Hope was fighting for some extra cash while team USA was in town for a friendly. Hope won easily after she latched on to her opponent's throat and didn't let go until the refs called the fight. She was awarded the 10% off coupon to Dairy Queen as promised. This act of aggression attracted Stevens to Solo. Fast forward a couple months and the two are planning an unholy union to be wed on November 14th. After a heated discussion and alcohol, Stevens was presented with foods to pick for the reception.
Hope wanted Salmon and Stevens wanted steak. This disagreement led to Hope viciously attacking Stevens with the plastic groom from their wedding cake-to-be and started jamming the figurine into his eye sockets. A dazed Stevens was then struck several times in the testicles by Solo. It was later described as a seasoned boxer warming up on the punching bag. Stevens had raped and beat women before, so he had no problem returning the violence to his soon-to-be bride. After a diving piledriver, slamming Solo's head onto the sample table cloth, Solo remembered she had a game coming up soon. To avoid suspension, she uncharacteristically ran away and hid in their closet. She then called the police and Stevens was arrested. For once, he was innocent of domestic abuse, and Hope was seen grinning like an insane person; licking the blood off the floor and fondling herself. The two were later married.
March 11th, 2011
Hope and team USA were to have a friendly with the women's team from Japan. The game was held in Fukishima and ended up being a 0-0 tie. Around 2:30, Solo left a local Saki bar and was trying to ask where the bathroom was. She only spoke slurred English and couldn't find anyone to understand her. This infuriated Solo, as she started grabbing parking meters, random bystanders, and smashing vending machines. Police in Japan were unsuccessful in containing Solo as she made her way toward the nuclear power plant in Fukishima. Security footage that afternoon shows Solo throwing fork lifts, smashing windows, and punching out anyone who tried to stop her. She knocked over all of the hazardous waste barrels and as a result, they melted her clothes off. At 2:45, a nude Solo had made her way to the cooling towers and kicked the side of the building so hard, that the entire plant started to shake.
This set off a chain reaction and caused one of the most horrific disasters in human history. The impact tremors caused massive tsunamis and after-shock tremors. The plant was destroyed and leaked nuclear waste into the pacific ocean. Japan is still recovering.
Unbeknownst to all, Hope is still able to roam freely among the law-abiding, morally sound members of the human race. My only "hope" is that we wise up and do what the Avengers did to The Hulk when he got out of control. We as a species MUST send Hope Solo into space and rid the planet of her terror and destruction. It's not a matter of if she'll strike again...but when. God help us. God help us all.
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