ESPN Hates You

ESPN hates you. Or more to the point, ESPN really hates basketball fans. ESPN truly hates NBA fans. They prove they hate you the fan time and time again when they pull out Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless to debate any and all NBA issues. More Stephen A. bashing after the bump.

5 Things in Everyday Life Batman Can't Do

In this day and age everyone loves Batman. When growing up, I wanted to be Batman. Now that I'm roughly the same age as Bruce Wayne I still want to be Batman (Or Rocky Balboa depending on the status of Americas relationship with Russia and/or Mr. T). To help quell my desire to become the Caped Crusader I've come up with a list of things Batman can't do in everyday life.

Fantasy Football for Gods and Noobs

Its almost time for your fantasy football draft and I have a few pointers and eye-openers for you. I am not here to tell you about who I think is a sleeper or why you should take Arian Foster or LeSean McCoy or Ray Rice with the number one pick. People are paid to do that. I want to talk about what you should do with your league. Follow me to the land of Fantasy Football after the bump.

Bring Out Your Dead...AND PARTY!

Just when you though this freaking country couldn't get any more bizarre, I came across this little snip-it of joy. In Michigan, a woman was found watching NASCAR with her deceased husband propped up in his chair. Here's the best part, her husband had been dead for 18 months! YES! Over a year with this stiff, just chillin' out on his favorite chair. Couldn't she have been a bit more creative with her postmortem play mate?

Do We Need Another Judge Dredd?

Hollywood is out of ideas. It is not a secret. Instead of making new movies or waiting for Christopher Nolan or Quentin Tarantino to change the landscape again, producers reach into their vault of ideas and make new versions of old movies. The dust just settled on Spider Man 3 (piece of emo shit that it was) before they rebooted the franchise with another origin story starring the guy fucked out of billions in The Social Network. Producers are missing the point. The best remakes are remakes of BAD movies. And Hollywood has picked a gem to redo. Do we really need a re-imagined Judge Dredd movie? The answer is "fuck yeah." And I will tell you why after the bump.

Alex Smith: Game Manager

I have been watching ESPN's own Ron Jaworski go through a list of his Top 30 QBs in the NFL. And #16 on the list really stands out to me. The proud owner of the exact middle of the QB order is Alex Smith. The guy taken #1 overall as Aaron Rodgers sat in the green room being tortured on National Television. Alex Smith typifies what is known in football as a "great game manager." Find out what that really means after the bump.