HALLOWEEN HAVOC MONSTER TRUCK MASH!

PRO WRESTLING ALARM! THIS IS A STORY THAT BLENDS HALLOWEEN WITH THE HILARIOUS WORLD OF PRO WRESTLING! YOU SHOULD READ IT!

Halloween Havoc was a yearly pay-per-view produced by WCW. Because the event took place in October, the WCW often added spooky elements to the event. And because the company was essentially run by Hulk Hogan, he couldn't fight mere wrestlers. The Hulkster required MONSTERS! Monsters to scare the little Hulkamaniacs briefly before falling down to the mat after the Big Boot and Legdrop. In 1995, the Hulkster was met with his greatest challenge to date. Stronger than Andre the Giant, King Kong Bundy, Earthquake, The Undertaker, The Ultimate Warrior, and Sgt. Slaughter put together. Hogan was set to fight THE MOTHER FUCKING GIANT!

Halloween Drinking Game

If Marisha Ray or Jessica Nigri shows up at your house for Halloween, you’ll be drinking a lot.

Halloween is upon us. As you age it seems to keep getting better. When you're young you go out to strangers and ask for sweet, sweet candy. Then you go to college to find out Halloween is a time for hard partying and chicks to dress slutty. As an adult you get to combine the slutty parties and the sweet candy.


This article is dedicated to turning the big day, and those surrounding it, into a drinking game.

God Bless America... A Movie? or Therapy?

I caught a segment of The Wendy Williams Show last week. If you are a self-respecting human, you have never watched The Wendy Williams Show. The segment I saw involved celebrity gossip news. The crowd would gasp with the latest updates on who was spotted with whom while they were wearing whom. I immediately collapsed in mourning for the loss of our once great civilization. This bit of The Wendy Williams Show instantly reminded me of the therapy I would need. I knew I would want to re-watch God Bless America.

The Strange Saga of Sgt. Slaughter

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Sgt. Slaughter was a big deal in the 1980's. The man shit Red, White, and Blue and fought every fat foreigner thrown at him in the AWA and WWF. The man was so entrenched in Patriotism and the military that he was given a role on the GI Joe cartoon show and even had many action figures made in his likeness. Sgt. Slaughter was 2nd only to Hulk Hogan in popularity but took some time off. Then Sgt. Slaughter debuted his new character. Let's take you back to 1991.