Halloween Drinking Game

If Marisha Ray or Jessica Nigri shows up at your house for Halloween, you’ll be drinking a lot.

Halloween is upon us. As you age it seems to keep getting better. When you're young you go out to strangers and ask for sweet, sweet candy. Then you go to college to find out Halloween is a time for hard partying and chicks to dress slutty. As an adult you get to combine the slutty parties and the sweet candy.


This article is dedicated to turning the big day, and those surrounding it, into a drinking game.

First of all, don't drink and drive. Secondly don't over do it. Finally, all rules can combine.

1 drink for:

• Slutty/hot costumes - Slutty nurse, housemaid, teacher, clown, Chris Christie, ect.
• Movie monster or killer - Freddie, Jason, Frankenstein, Voldemort, Georg Lucas, ect.
• Superhero

That should account for about %80 of what you will see at parties or while handing out candy to the kids.

2 drinks for:

• Celebrities/athletes costumes - Kim Karadashian, Dwight Howard, Michael Chiclas, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, ect
• If the children's escort is dressed up
• If you don't know the costume
• Matching, couples, or group costumes - Batman and Robin, Ghostbusters, Batman and Catwoman, Knights of the Round Table, Batman and Joker, Lindsey Lohan and cocaine, ect

3 drinks for:

• If the first trick or treater is before dusk
• Clowns - This is to help you cope.
• Ex-Presidents
• Costume you have worn/are wearing
• If you have healthy selections, like apples or raisins, and someone take them instead of candy.
• If someone not wearing costume takes candy.
• Crying child

Chug your Drink for:

• Hurricane ruining your Halloween
• Literary characters who are not in mainstream movies. Think Ishmael.
• Your favorite fictional character - for instance if someone showed up at my house dressed as Ash from Evil Dead.
• Bill Murray - Costume or the man himself.

The rules all add up also. For instance, say Jessica Nigri (Harly Quinn above) shows up with Marisha Ray (Catwoman above). You drink 1 for each "hot" costume, then you drink 2 because the costumes go together. I'm assuming Harley Quinn or Catwoman is probably your favorite fictional character. That adds up to 4 drinks and a chug.

If you have any ideas or rules you'd like to see added to this game, post them in the comments section.