As I walked around on Friday the 13th, I was truly disgusted by this world we live in. It seems that the world has forgotten what Friday the 13th is all about. Its about honoring the almost 200 victims of the Crystal Lake killer Jason Voorhees.
Friday the 13th comes around once or twice every year and we are supposed to remember all the teenagers we have lost. The stupid one who kept going to Crystal Lake after hearing all of the stories. They heard about the "Death Curse." They knew a madman with a hockey mask was roaming the grounds. They run away as fast as they can and Jason Voorhees walks, walks faster than them without being seen, and he is in front of them when they take an inevitable rest and they die.
Friday the 13th is about remembering the big breasted girls. Its about remembering the stoners. Its about remembering the couples sneaking away to have sex. Its about remembering those brave enough to draw arms against Jason before being cut down in combat. Its about remembering famous victims of Jason like Crispin Glover, Horschack from "Welcome Back, Kotter", and the guy who played Bernie in both "Weekend at Bernie's" movies. None have been seen since. And then Jason was frozen for 500 years and then took out space! We have to remember victims of the future that have still not learned shit.
Remember the victims of Jason Voorhees and enjoy your Friday the 13ths of the future.
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