Don't Question My Fandom

NFL season has semi-officially started and it's time to act like an irrational, maniac every Sunday. Drinking dangerous amounts of beer and consuming absurd quantities of fried food isn't the only thing that makes your stomach hurt, it's the constant challenge of defending your allegiance to your favorite teams. If you have asshole friends (like I do), then you are familiar with the scenario of cheering for another team that your friends do not support and being chastised for it. Here's how to kick those douchers in the intellectual balls.